discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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