is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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