Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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