I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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