it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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