The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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