mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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