After last night, I could never be a politician.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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