Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I am midnight drunk by noon
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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