Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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