You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Holy shit dude........stairs
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Randomize
