lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
being pregnant is like rehab
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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