I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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