i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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