Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm like, not good at living.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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