I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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