Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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