wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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