So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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