Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Can I color on your dick again?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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