A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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