I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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