sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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