These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
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Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
pray to the hookup gods
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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