the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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