Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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