that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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