People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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