Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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