dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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