Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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