i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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