I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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