I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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