Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Im part way to drunk.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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