dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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