idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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