Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
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