Non-Jews are for practice
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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