I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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