I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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