Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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