Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we made out on top of his cat.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
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