she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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