We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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