Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I checked into jail on foursquare
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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