i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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