I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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