she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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