i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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