why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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