: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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