Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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