I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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