I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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