She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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