I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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