so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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