Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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