Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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